Why don’t you phone up Robin Hood and ask him for some wealth distribution?
Well, maybe because he’d hang up on you, Joe. You fancy Robin Hood being some leftist guerilla type overthrowing capitalism. You miss the point that it was the Sheriff of Nottingham that was actually practicing “wealth distribution” by unfairly collecting people’s honestly-gained money as taxes.
You phone up Robin Hood today, he be off to the tea party.
- What, me commie?